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Prim (Born Primordial650), was born in the humble town of [REDACTED], Vermont. Born on [REDACTED], Prim was noted as a boy genius by the local physician, Prim began his career as a Professional Thinker at the age of seven, being a major developer of Web 2.0, as the lead Ideas Man. In contrast with this, Prim spent much of his early life in poverty, and began interacting with the criminal underbelly, most notably the Crips of Vermont. This level of contradiction between the idealized version of Prim created in his own head and the tough realities of life on the streets was instrumental in the creation of his life's guiding philosophy. | Prim (Born Primordial650), was born in the humble town of [REDACTED], Vermont. Born on [REDACTED], Prim was noted as a boy genius by the local physician, Prim began his career as a Professional Thinker at the age of seven, being a major developer of Web 2.0, as the lead Ideas Man. In contrast with this, Prim spent much of his early life in poverty, and began interacting with the criminal underbelly, most notably the Crips of Vermont. This level of contradiction between the idealized version of Prim created in his own head and the tough realities of life on the streets was instrumental in the creation of his life's guiding philosophy. | ||
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| + | When working as an associate of the Crips of Vermont, Prim ended up serving a prison sentence for [REDACTED]. Prim was enlisted by Twist "Big Stinky" C to begin laying the groundwork for what would become Scooby Doc 4. This prison project would go on to be completed in 2018 as one of the pivotal pieces in the MaGMML canon. Twist and Prim would go on to commit to a prison break, where they infiltrated the prisons white nationalist gang and used their internal squabble as a cover for their daring escape. The two continue a working relationship, years after the prison experience. | ||
== The Great Primchat of 2020 == | == The Great Primchat of 2020 == | ||
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Prim:
Born Primordial650, Prim is a noted and well respected member of multiple online communities, most notably the iFunny community WIFC, where he is a former World Champion. One of their great accomplishments, Prim beat SnoruntPyro in a Binding of Isaac race in The Great Primchat[1] of 2020. Known for being very smart and very attractive, Prim was instrumental in the creation of MaGMML, as an outside advisor and lead financier.
Early Life
Prim (Born Primordial650), was born in the humble town of [REDACTED], Vermont. Born on [REDACTED], Prim was noted as a boy genius by the local physician, Prim began his career as a Professional Thinker at the age of seven, being a major developer of Web 2.0, as the lead Ideas Man. In contrast with this, Prim spent much of his early life in poverty, and began interacting with the criminal underbelly, most notably the Crips of Vermont. This level of contradiction between the idealized version of Prim created in his own head and the tough realities of life on the streets was instrumental in the creation of his life's guiding philosophy.
Life in Prison
When working as an associate of the Crips of Vermont, Prim ended up serving a prison sentence for [REDACTED]. Prim was enlisted by Twist "Big Stinky" C to begin laying the groundwork for what would become Scooby Doc 4. This prison project would go on to be completed in 2018 as one of the pivotal pieces in the MaGMML canon. Twist and Prim would go on to commit to a prison break, where they infiltrated the prisons white nationalist gang and used their internal squabble as a cover for their daring escape. The two continue a working relationship, years after the prison experience.
The Great Primchat of 2020
What began as an experiment in understanding the depths of the human condition to "Game", The Great Primchat of 2020 was born with the introduction of Metal Gear Solid nights, the famous Hideo Kojima game.
Albums that are Prim Approved:
Simple Structures - Fight Cloud
Laughing Stock - Talk Talk
Melting Sun - Lantlôs
Entire Godspeed You! Black Emperor discography
Trivia:
Prims former online alias was Primordial, which Merriam Webster describes as "existing in or persisting from the beginning (as of a solar system or universe)".
Prim is the inventor of the Kansas egg drop, a fan favorite at CT food festivals.
A famous barista in their locale, Prim is a one time Partner of the Quarter at Starbucks.
Prim has read the Communist Manifesto 17 times.
One of Prim's main Starbucks customers is none other than UFC Light Heavyweight contender Glover Teixera
Once counted to 61 in 60 seconds.- ↑ Romans 14:8
