Difference between revisions of "User:Prim"

Revision as of 01:17, 6 March 2021

Prim

Born Primordial650, Prim is a noted and well respected member of multiple online communities, most notably the iFunny community WIFC, where he is a former World Champion. One of their great accomplishments, Prim beat SnoruntPyro in a Binding of Isaac race in The Great Primchat^[1] of 2020. Known for being very smart and very attractive, Prim was instrumental in the creation of MaGMML, as an outside advisor and lead financier.

Early Life

Prim (Born Primordial650), was born in the humble town of [REDACTED], Vermont. Born on [REDACTED], Prim was noted as a boy genius by the local physician, Prim began his career as a Professional Thinker at the age of seven, being a major developer of Web 2.0, as the lead Ideas Man. In contrast with this, Prim spent much of his early life in poverty, and began interacting with the criminal underbelly, most notably the Crips of Vermont. This level of contradiction between the idealized version of Prim created in his own head and the tough realities of life on the streets was instrumental in the creation of his life's guiding philosophy.

Life in Prison

When working as an associate of the Crips of Vermont, Prim ended up serving a prison sentence for [REDACTED]. Prim was enlisted by Twist "Big Stinky" C to begin laying the groundwork for what would become Scooby Doc 4. This prison project would go on to be completed in 2018 as one of the pivotal pieces in the MaGMML canon. Twist and Prim would go on to commit to a prison break, where they infiltrated the prisons white nationalist gang and used their internal squabble as a cover for their daring escape. The two continue a working relationship, years after the prison experience.

Becoming Prim

In the canon of Western Philosophy, much is noted on the ideas of Becoming. At what point does a grain of sand, in ever growing quantity, become a mound of sand? A pile of sand? A mountain of sand? These quantitative changes are observable, and in that, albeit increasingly limited scope given advances in quantum theory, we can mark change. Where though, does a man change? As one of the worlds leading conundrummers, Prim has worked to weave through this web. As taken from his magnum opus "Prim: Story of Primordial", Prim is quoted, "What doth life?"

The Great Primchat of 2020

What began as an experiment in understanding the depths of the human condition to "Game", The Great Primchat of 2020 was born with the introduction of Metal Gear Solid nights, the famous Hideo Kojima game. Starring Brick, Brute, Twist, Beats, and Prim, MGS Night was one of the worlds leading streams during its run, amassing a total of 2 viewers at its peak. Starting with the Prim play through of MGS1, each member played their respective MGS game, Twist - MGS2, Beats - MGS3, and Brick - MGS4. The total run time of this broadcast was way too long and its a good thing there was a world threatening virus going around otherwise we may have not finished in an orderly fashion.

Albums that are Prim Approved:

Simple Structures - Fight Cloud

Laughing Stock - Talk Talk

Melting Sun - Lantlôs

Entire Godspeed You! Black Emperor discography

Low End Theory - Tribe Called Quest

Bibliography

Prim: Story of Primordial

How to Steam Milk like a Pro!

King James Bible (1998 edition)

Trivia:

Prims former online alias was Primordial, which Merriam Webster describes as "existing in or persisting from the beginning (as of a solar system or universe)".

Prim is the inventor of the Kansas egg drop, a fan favorite at CT food festivals.

A famous barista in their locale, Prim is a one time Partner of the Quarter at Starbucks.

Prim has read the Communist Manifesto 17 times.

One of Prim's main Starbucks customers is none other than UFC Light Heavyweight contender Glover Teixera