User:Prim

Prim:

Born Primordial650, Prim is a noted and well respected member of multiple online communities, most notably the iFunny community WIFC, where he is a former World Champion. One of their great accomplishments, Prim beat SnoruntPyro in a Binding of Isaac race in The Great Primchat of 2020. Known for being very smart and very attractive, Prim was instrumental in the creation of MaGMML, as an outside advisor and financier.

The Great Primchat of 2020

What began as an experiment in understanding the depths of the human condition to "Game", The Great Primchat of 2020 was born with the introduction of Metal Gear Solid nights, the famous Hideo Kojima game.

Trivia:

Prims former online alias was Primordial, which Merriam Webster describes as "existing in or persisting from the beginning (as of a solar system or universe)".

Prim is the inventor of the Kansas egg drop, a fan favorite at CT food festivals.

A famous barista in their locale, Prim is a one time Partner of the Quarter at Starbucks.

Prim has read the Communist Manifesto 17 times.

One of Prim's main Starbucks customers is none other than UFC Light Heavyweight contender Glover Teixera

Once counted to 61 in 60 seconds.